The Bad Jokes Have arrrived

[Myogoblin]

What do Virginia Tech and the Artic have in common? they are both minus thirty three...

[delling]

... that's awful.

Here's my one:

Two paedophiles on the beach, sunbathing. One turns to the other and says 'Oy, get out of my son!'.

[Starbrow]

Mine:

    * How do you know policemen are strong?
    * Because they can hold up traffic.

[Auran]

Two grains of sand are walking around in the Desert.

Says one: "I think we're being followed..."

 

[Legolew]

So i was in my garden the other day and my neighbour looks over the fence.

Neighbour   " Hey Lego what u doin "
Lego  " ohhh the goldfish has died m8 "
Neighbour " that holes a bit big for a goldfish aint it "
Lego " Not really as its inside your fucking Cat!!!!! "

Da Da

Lego

or

What does micheal Jackson have after Dinner ?

Answer = Under 8'S

Da Da

Lego

[Myogoblin]

So i was in my garden the other day and my neighbour looks over the fence.

Neighbour   " Hey Lego what u doin "
Lego  " ohhh the goldfish has died m8 "
Neighbour " that holes a bit big for a goldfish aint it "
Lego " Not really as its inside your fucking Cat!!!!! "

Da Da

Lego

or

What does micheal Jackson have after Dinner ?

Answer = Under 8'S

Da Da

Lego

your neighbours call you lego?

[kawe]

Following up from Dell's start..

A man walks into his house after work, and finds his girlfriend is packing a suitcase. "What's going on?", he asks her. She replies, "I'm leaving you!". "But why?!" he demands. "Why? Because I've been told you're a paedophile!" she exclaims.

To which he retorts, "Ooooh, paedophile, that's a big word for a seven year old!".

[Ahkailon]

ok how about this one:
a druid and a shaman walks together to the mall
the shaman is hungry so he asks his druid-buddy if they could buy some apples to eat before the start shopping. the druid laughs and says to the shaman: DOH, if you wanna buy an apple before shopping you are already shopping!

(ps: this joke is funny because it shows that druids are smart and shamans are not smart)

I take no responsibility for the mental scars you might have recived from reading this hillarius joke.

Let me introduse you to the comedy genious of the official Druid forums: Deeuw

[Grilldyret]

Man, that's really, really bad.

[Smorisha]

Oh Grilly. thatone pwnz 

[Zakk]

1. A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.

2. A man fell into a barrel of honey.
He came to a sticky end.

3. Whats brown and green and can fall out of a tree and kill you?
A snooker table.

4. Whats red and fluffy?
Red fluff!

5. Whats green and fluffy?
Sick red fluff!

6. Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

7. Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!
Shut up sir, or everyone will want one.

8. Two muffins are sitting in an oven, one says to the other "Boy its hot in here".  The other one replies: "Sweet Jesus! A talking muffin!"

9. Bob, John and Manfred get lost in the Jungle.  A tribe of savages capture them and say: We will let you free if you bring us some tasty fruit.  Fair enough they think, so Bob goes off and brings back some grapes.  The tribes leader, taste them and says: they are not good enough, shove 'em up his arse!  While they are doing this, John arrives with apples.  The leaders tastes them and says: Not good enough, shove 'em up his arse!  While they are doing this, John is laughing and they ask him why and he says: Manfred is coming back with pineapples!

Eat my jokes.

Yes, this is my daily form of amusement, welcome to my world.

[Gaeios(Graxlos)]

Add to zakk hilarious jokes!

"What is that fly doing in my soup???"
"Looks to me like its doing the backstroke."