Warlock, no new pet for you crazy ghost man!

[kawe]

Found this at http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=2520304535&sid=1

This guy rocks so hard Also check out his thread about servers, linked in this post.

EDIT**

Wow! Seems Kralnor (the fellow behind this post) is something of a WoW celebrity :') There's even a wow wiki page on him! And a TCG card of him! Jeez.
http://wowwiki.com/Kralnor

EDIT 2**
Hidden Kralnor goodness in the blood elf page in the official WoW site! On this page, http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/races/bloodelves.html hover your mouse over each blood elf, then the ghoul

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**Update on the 1st December day. Many thank you is due to Warlock. I feel many self-esteems. Please examine new thread of mine, about individual server qualities.

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=3121114787&sid=1&pageNo=1

Happy blizzard see sense and unlock this thread.
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I mean, already have too much ghosts. I list your pet ghosts, with good bad and overall my thoughts.


      Imp
      Good:
            -He can shoot fire.
            -He tell joke, make laughter. (Do my pet do this? No.)
            -He skip and hop joyfulness.
            -He shift its phase.

      Bad:
            -Not tank as great a Fallguard. But still not bad!

      Overall:
            -He crazy! This ghost one of best Warlock get - and they find him at early level! Craze.



      Aladdin Genie
      Good:
            - Big fist, punch, steal hatred!
            -Blue, can blend in with water, gank people.
            -Robin Williams voice him

      Bad:
            -No face feature! wtf

      Overall:
            -Need feet, nose, hair. Other this, it pretty goodness.



      Skankubus
      Good:
            -Whip you into death! And, stomp you with funny shoe.
            -Crowd Controlling many monstrous individuals.
            -Attract night elfs.

      Bad:
            -Frail as imp.
            -Not tell jokes.
            -Not speak Croatian.

      Overall:
            -Nerf this craze beast from hell! I mean, it simple wildly good.




I post about more ghost later. I need bake this potato. But, leave comment, concern, complaint, and I respond you after I post more ghost.

EDIT: I merge all my post this one, for Warlock cannot read sometimes? Terrible@ Too busy drain wife to read my whole posts. So I fix your convenience.

      Fall Hunter


      Good:
            -Have 4 legs, in case accident, he still has 3.
            -Tentacle
            -No eye; can point at him and he not know! Good for laughs.

      Bad:
            -You can skin it. This happens, pet disappears, you never be able bring him back. If he do come back, no skin left.

      Overall:
            -This pet pretty good for have fun. It can make laugh. It also play fetch, like canine.




      Fall Guard
      Good:
            -He has matching red suit. Very stylish!
            -His axe/sword/tool very useful - can be put many purpose!
            -Can run quickly and beat your companion in running races, potato-sack races, jog races, master races etc.
      Bad:
            -Silly voice make cute womens laughing at your expense - not nice for ego!
            -Spiky back - you try pat him on back, he puncture you hand! Bloody mess instead of friendly praise. Unwelcome!
            Overall:
            -This pet craze overpower. He incredible looks, hooks, snooks.




More pet opinion coming soon! Please stay tune my text channel and observe ghost judgements.

SPECIAL PETS SEGMENT.
We all know warlock has some ghost. But did you know, the real special ghosts? They named Ingerbil and Doomlord.

      Ingerbil
      Good:
            -Can make thing on fire.
            -Made of rocks.

      Bad:
            -Water is bad for him. Rainy climate mean no Ingerbils.
            -Not talk, very boring.
            -Can not ride pogo stick.

      Overall:
            -Not even viable! This ghost fellow total ridicule.



Also another pet - the Doomlord.

      Doomlord
      Good:
            -When summon, you potential kill someone. Hopefully an elf.
      Bad:
            -???
      Overall:
            -Best ghost.



Probably critique more of Warlock class soon, if continuous well-received. Right now busy with Rubik's Cube...infuriating. No time to post.

Ok, so we know about warlock ghosts. But who even know that they can shoot spell from they arm? It true. Like a mage but, more emotional - you don't even understand!

Shadow Bolting
-This spell shoot a shadow at you. You may think it not hurt right? But you wrong! Because, it kill you dead, mutilate you, like if large tyrannosaurus encounter a group of Brownie campers. I mean this skill better than most skill.

Drain Wife
-I mean, enough with damage. What warlock do simple unacceptable. My wife and me, fresh marry, having a lot of fun and love. Suddenly I duel warlock. He drain my wife! Soon my wife no longer able to speak, work, sexually gratify, etc. This spell simple overpower. I sorry warlocks. It's way good too true.

Hallfire
-If you in a hall, set it on fire.

-Seed from Corruption
King of overpower. Warlock plant a seed in your body. It grow into large beanstalk, exit through your orifice (mouth, nostril, ear, nether region) very uncomfortable. Then explode, make everyone cover in your body stuffs. Do not want!

If you want me discuss more Warlock thing, just leave note for me. I touch on it next session!

Healthstone
-Put health into rock. (??) You eat it, make you feel better. Don't even ask how this work, I not really sure. Probably some lore excuse

Soul Wink
-Wink at you ghost's soul, make him feel special. He give you more damages. Or something.

I not really familiar more spells so please tell me anothers.

Scartongue want me talk about his gear! What he work towards.

-Warlock needs keys. You must get keyed! Then you open locks, like you class name implies.
-Need some devilish T-shirt. Get t-shirt from Slayer concert, attest your demonicness.
-Large shoulder! This very important. Not sure how warlock support their large shoulder; probably magics.
-Need a sword to chip chop people face in three halves.

[Marko]

One more reason to hate warlocks. ^^

[Vorte]

Love that guy. Drain wife.. hah:p

[Goza]

...where's the connection to Kralnor?

The Kralnor WoWWiki page is excellent thou! I did not know about the secret Kralnor poem on Blizzard's april's fool page, nor the trading card or the blood elves speech bubbles. That's hot.

[kawe]

Sorry, forgot to mention, the post I copyied and pasted was a recent-ish post from Kralnor (who is now a hunter it seems).

[starshadow]

This topic is about Warlock staff users!! IF you dont have a staff Get the f*ck out of here!!!

[Guanoape]

My staff is a good one

[Bridgewood]

then use it! its getting dusty

[Daekesh]

-Have 4 legs, in case accident, he still has 3.

haha

[Smorisha]

Healthstone
-Put health into rock. (??) You eat it, make you feel better. Don't even ask how this work, I not really sure. Probably some lore excuse

Lore excuse xD