Gangsta translators, oh man, what a laugh!

[Smorisha]

Here is my text from guild competation, remade in gangsta translator, i am still laughing...

Iron Edge, uh dream coming true





At dis here point I can't recall wuz it September or October when I chatted everyday wiff Sintrael an' Delling in game, we's grouped up fo' five-man instances uh lot. Back in those days I wuz 55lvl as much as I recall an' guildless. I enjoyed pvp back then days cuz I didn't really know much about pve aspects o' da game. As I wuz getting closer ta level 60 I had lots o' UBRS an' Stratholm runs followed by Dire Maul wiff Xhosas an' Delling. I didn't gots uh clue what uh werd end-game means afta all. Those wuz da days when staying online didn't gots any meaning or purpose, I wuz just playing ta kill tyme, yeea ya can say ah wuz uh casual.

By da end o' November I met uh lot o' Iron Edge members an' I enjoyed grouping up wiff dem, I still gots screenshots from those days, Zakk, Thehorrorist an' me in BRD, awww gosh, dat wuz uh real wipe-squad, we's wuz getting our way ta vault fo' burning essence, slap me if I knew what dat wuz back then...

One o' da greatest moments o' muh ma fuckin WoW career in dat tyme happened on 25th November, it wuz past midnight an' fo' some random reason we's got our selves outside SW gates, bunch o' Iron Edge pimpz an' uh few o' randoms, including me. I remember Legolew started running over uh bridge an' we's all followed rushing our way ta Subway. The picture o' Dookie, Tyler, Legolew, Delling, Malik, Boyddie an' me wuz muh ma fuckin desktop background fo' uh long tyme, it wuz dere ta remind me o' berserking laugh during those two hours, afta dat night it wuz clear in muh ma fuckin mind *I gots ta join Iron Edge*.



Sadly it wasn't easy ta git into Iron Edge back in those days, regardless o' Delling'san' Sintrael'stries ta arrange me uh trial it wasn't working as I wanted. I wuz aware dat Imperial set ain't uh ticket ta raiding guild... I grinded fo' tanking gear fo' two weeks, sixteen hours uh day o' Dire Maul, mining fo' reagents ta craft bomb blues possible an' I failed. It still wasn't pimp-tight enough ta impress Lex, da warrior class leader in dat tyme.

My first Molten Core happened wiff DMC, week 'bfoe x-mass. I got invited by muh ma fuckin country mate Oxydicius an' liked some peeps dere, sadly it wuz minority o' guild. Week afta dat DMC got disbanded an' we's tried ta remake it, it didn't werk...



As much as I recall it wuz 3rd January when Delling whispered me out o' nowhere, I got muh ma fuckin chance fo' uh trial. I expected it ta be MC run but it wuz ZG. "God why iz u doin' dis here ta me" barely came out o' muh ma fuckin mouth... I didn't gots uh clue o' any event in ZG, I know lot o' u will laugh when u read dis here but I gots ta write it down, I found some tactics on some random forum, as it wuz uh tyme ta start raid I just printed all. Reading during trash pulls wasn't easy but somehow I managed ta do it. I wuz offtanking wiff Urburk as uh main tank, we's managed ta clear those bosses dat wuz on farm, mission successful, one step closer ta dream coming true. I don’t even dare ta explain how I felt next day when I got muh ma fuckin foot in BWL fo' da first tyme, pimp-tight god, I wuz uh real newbie...



I passed muh ma fuckin trial an' became uh honorable member o' Iron Edge wiff uh non-raider rank, since dat moment muh ma fuckin daily play tyme greatly increased, so did muh ma fuckin skill. Screams on Team Speak afta first Ragnaros kill wuz really strange ta me, mus' be cuz it wuz long way ta dat point fo' Iron Edge as uh guild dat I didn't really dig', but I understood it quite well afta first Razorgore kill.

I can't describe how happy I wuz when I got muh ma fuckin Quel'Serrar book from guild bank, so anxious ta git muh ma fuckin hands on mighty sword I nearly ruined muh ma fuckin quest line, afta renewing quest enlightened by muh ma fuckin own mistake I waited low percentage ta place uh blade in front o' scary dragon. I started screaming when Urburk disconnected (he wuz MT), I didn't wants ta lose dat opportunity...bravely I stood in front o' Onyxia taking aggro on me an' tanked her fo' da first tyme, ah th'o't its uh greatest honor ta git yo' first epic weapon in dat shit...



....Many months passed by, many adventures in Azeroth took uh place in Iron Edge history, many o' niggas iz in Alumni dat reminds us o' dem an' tyme we's spent together defeating various encounters. More important iz dat majority o' us iz still here, stronger then ever as uh guild. We keep our community claiming it ta be bomb on Dunemaul realm an' I be proud o' dat...



...I had muh ma fuckin rough real life tyme in deez few months an' ah don' feel like ah should write dem or say dat WoW made it easy but playing wiff niggas made me th'o't less about it. My bitch don' dig' how can I claim someone ta be muh ma fuckin pimp-tight nigga when ah never met dat person in real life, I can't really explain dat feeling but its just da way it iz. My day starts an' ends wiff playing, or reading forums or just logging on teamspeak ta find out what’s going on an' dat never happened 'bfoe, not in WoW, not in any other game. Thanks ta Iron Edge I gots quite nice reputation as uh player an' I enjoy it, I wuz flattered by topic on old forums where guildies compared me wiff Chuck Norris in those silly jokes... Smorisha iz so hard... an' he really iz.



Looking back ta days from start o' dis here story u will realize why I love Iron Edge so much. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I didn't join Iron Edge, would I play dis here game nowadays?

Would I enjoy muh ma fuckin tyme playing WoW? Would Smorisha as character progress dat much? I th'o't we's all know da answer. It all came wiff Iron Edge, that’s why I keep saying dat Iron Edge iz muh ma fuckin first real guild an' ah be sure dat it will be muh ma fuckin last. Smorisha wuz born in Iron Edge an' one day, when its tyme ta end muh ma fuckin WoW story an' hang muh ma fuckin shield on uh wall an' retire from numerous battles it will be under <Iron Edge> tag.



Long live Iron Edge, bathe in da glory o' yo' victories.



Sincerely yours, Smorisha.

ya'll is mad stupid.

[Kaos]

Hope you don't mind Smor but I ran it through the AOL translator

IRON EDGA A DR3M COMNG TRUE
AT THES POINT I CANT R3CAL WAS IT SEPTEMBR OR OC2BR WH3N I CHATED AVARYDAY WIT SINTRAAL AND D3LNG IN GMA WA GROUPED UP FOR FIEV-MAN INSTANCES A LOT!!!111 OMG LOL BAK IN THOS3 DAYS I WAS 5LVL AS MUCH AS I RACAL AND GUILDLAS!1!!!11 OMG WTF I 3NJOY3D PVP BAK THEN DAYS B/C I DIDNT RILLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT PVA ASPECTS OF DA GMA!1!1! OMG AS I WAS GETNG CLOSER 2 L3VEL 60 I HAD LOTS OF UBRS AND STRATHOLM RUNS FOLOWED BY DIER MAUL WIT XHOSAS AND DELNG!!111! OMG WTF LOL I DIDNT HAEV A CLUE WUT A WORD 3ND-GM3 MEANS AFTER AL!11!11!!! OMG LOL THOSE WERA DA DAYS WHEN STAYNG ONLIEN DIDNT HAEV ANY MAANNG OR PURPOSE I WAS JUST PLAYNG 2 KIL TIEM Y3S U CAN SAY I WAS A CASUAL
BY!111111! OMG WTF LOL TEH 3ND OF NOV3MBR I MET A LOT OF IRON EDG3 M3MBRS AND I 3NJOYED GROUPNG UP WIT THEM I STIL HAEV SCRENSHOTS FROM THOSE DAYS ZAK THAHORORIST AND M3 IN BRD O GOSH TAHT WAS A REAL WIEP-SQUAD W3 WERE G3TNG OUR WAY 2 VAULT FOR BURNNG 3SANCE SLAP ME IF I KNEW WUT TAHT WAS BAK THEN.
ON3!!111!1!!1111!!!!111!! OMG OF TEH GR3AETST MOMANTS OF MAH WOW CAER3R IN TAHT TIEM HAPEN3D ON 25TH NOV3MBR IT WAS PAST MIDNIGHT AND FOR SOME RANDOM RAASON W3 GOT OUR SELVES OUTSIED SW GAETS BUNCH OF IRON ADGE GUYS AND A F3W OF RANDOMS INCLUDNG ME!11!!1!! WTF LOL I RAMAMBR L3GOLEW START3D RUNNG OVER A BRIDG3 AND WE AL FOLOW3D RUSHNG OUR WAY 2 SUBWAY!111!!! LOL TEH PICTURE OF DOKEI TYL3R LEGOLEW D3LNG MALIK BOYDEI AND M3 WAS MAH DESK2P BAKGROUND FOR A LONG TIEM IT WAS THEYRE 2 R3MIND MA OF BRS3RKNG LAUGH DURNG THOSE TWO HOURS AFTER TAHT NIGHT IT WAS CLEAR IN MAH MIND *I HAEV 2 JOIN IRON EDGE*
!1!11!!1
SADLEY IT WASNT EASY 2 GAT IN2 IRON 3DG3 BAK IN THOSA DAYS REGARDL3S OF DELNGS AND SINTRA3LS TREIS 2 ARANGE ME A TRIAL IT WASNT WORKNG AS I WANT3D!!!111 OMG LOL I WAS R TAHT IMPERIAL S3T ISNT A TIK3T 2 RADENG GUILD.!!1!111!1!!!!!!!!!!11! OMG WTF LOL I GRINDED FOR TANKNG GAAR FOR TWO WEKS SIXTEN HOURS A DAY OF DIER MAUL MINNG FOR R3AEGNTS 2 CRAFT BST BLUES POSIBLA AND I FALEED!!1!1! WTF LOL IT STIL WASNT GOD ENOUGH 2 IMPRES LEX DA WARIOR CLAS L3AEDR IN TAHT TIEM
MY!!!11 OMG WTF FIRST MOLT3N COR3 HAPENAD WIT DMC WEK BFORE X-MAS!1111 WTF I GOT INVIETD BY MAH COUNTRY MAET OXYDICIUS AND LIEKD SOMA PEOPL3 TH3RA SADLEY IT WAS MINORITY OF GUILD!11111!11 WTF WEK AFTAR TAHT DMC GOT DISBAND3D AND WA TREID 2 REMAEK IT IT DIDNT WORK.
!111111!!!1!1!!!!1
AS MUCH AS I RECAL IT WAS 3RD JANUARY WH3N D3LNG WHISPERAD M3 OUT OF NOWHER3 I GOT MAH CHANCE FOR A TRIAL!!!!11!1! LOL I EXPACTED IT 2 B MC RUN BUT IT WAS ZG!1!!1 OMG LOL GOD Y R U DONG THES 2 ME BAERLEY CME OUT OF MAH MOUTH.!11!!!!!11!!111! OMG LOL I DIDNT HAEV A CLU3 OF ANY AVENT IN ZG I KNOW LOT OF U WIL LAUGH WHEN U READ THES BUT I HAEV 2 WRIET IT DOWN I FOUND SOME TACTIS ON SOME RANDOM FORUM AS IT WAS A TIEM 2 START RADE I JUST PRINTED AL!1!!1 OMG WTF RAADNG DURNG TRASH PULS WASNT 3ASY BUT SOM3HOW I MANAEGD 2 DO IT!1!!1!!! OMG WTF I WAS OFTANKNG WIT URBURK AS A MANE TANK WE MANAEGD 2 CLAAR THOS3 BOSES TAHT W3RE ON FARM MISION SUCESFUL ONA ST3P CLOSER 2 DR3M COMNG TRU3!1!!!!1!! OMG WTF I DON’T EVEN R 2 3XPLANE HOW I F3LT N3XT DAY WHEN I GOT MAH FOT IN BWL FOR DA FIRST TIEM GOD GOD I WAS A R3AL NAWBEI.
!11!1!1!1!1!!!!!1
I PASAD MAH TRIAL AND BCM3 A HONORABLE M3MBR OF IRON 3DG3 WIT A NON-RADEER RANK SINCE TAHT MOMENT MAH DALEY PLAY TIEM GR3ATLEY INCRAAESD SO DID MAH SKIL!1!!1! WTF SCREMS ON T3M SP3AK AFT3R FIRST RAGNAROS KIL W3R3 RILLY STRANG3 2 ME MUST B B/C IT WAS LONG WAY 2 TAHT POINT FOR IRON EDGA AS A GUILD TAHT I DIDNT RILLY UNDERSTAND BUT I UNDERS2D IT QUIET W3L AFTER FIRST RAZORGORE KIL
I!!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL CANT D3SCRIEB HOW HAPY I WAS WHAN I GOT MAH QUELSARAR BOK FROM GUILD BANK SO ANXIOS 2 GAT MAH HANDS ON MIGHTY SWORD I NEARLEY RUIEND MAH QUEST LIEN AFT3R RENEWNG QU3ST 3NLIGHTANED BY MAH OWN MISTAEK I WATEED LOW PARCENTAEG 2 PLAEC A BLAED IN FRONT OF SCARY DRAGON!11!!111 OMG WTF I STARTAD SCREMNG WHEN URBURK DISCON3CTAD (H3 WAS MT) I DIDNT WANT 2 LOSA TAHT OPORTUNITY.BRAEVLEY!1!!!11!1!1!11111! WTF I S2D IN FRONT OF ONYXIA TAKNG AGRO ON MA AND TANK3D HER FOR DA FIRST TIEM I THINK ITS A GR3AETST HONOR 2 G3T UR FIRST 3PIC WEAPON IN TAHT SITUATION.
!!!1!1!!!11!111!!! OMG LOL
..MANY!!111!1!!11!111!!!!!!1!1!! MONTHS PAS3D BY MANY ADVENTUR3S IN AEZROTH 2K A PLAEC IN IRON EDG3 HIS2RY MANY OF FREINDS R IN ALUMNI TAHT REMINDS US OF THAM AND TIEM WE SP3NT 2GETHER D3FAATNG VARIOS 3NCOUNTARS!!!!1! WTF MORE IMPORTANT SI TAHT MAJORITY OF US SI STIL HARE STRONGER THEN EVER AS A GUILD!!!!1 WTF LOL WE KEP OUR COMUNITY CLAMENG IT 2 B BST ON DUNEMAUL REALM AND IM PROUD OF TAHT.
!!1!!1!11111!!!!1! WTF
.I!11!!111!11!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL HAD MAH ROUGH R3AL LIEF TIEM IN THESA FAW MONTHS AND I DONT FEL LIEK I SHUD WRIET THEM OR SAY TAHT WOW MAED IT AASY BUT PLAYNG WIT FREINDS MAED MA THINK LAS ABOUT IT!!11!11! WTF MAH GIRLFREIND DOASNT UNDERSTAND HOW CAN I CLAME SOMAON3 2 B MAH GOD FREIND WHAN I NAVAR MET TAHT PERSON IN R3AL LIEF I CANT RILLY AXPLANE TAHT FELNG BUT ITS JUST DA WAY IT IS!!!!1! LOL MAH DAY STARTS AND 3NDS WIT PLAYNG OR READNG FORUMS OR JUST LOGNG ON TEMSP3AK 2 FIND OUT WUT GONG ON AND TAHT N3VER HAPANED BFOR3 NOT IN WOW NOT IN ANY OTH3R GM3!!1!!1 WTF THX 2 IRON EDGA I HAEV QUIET NIEC RAPUTATION AS A PLAEYR AND I ENJOY IT I WAS FLATERED BY 2PIC ON OLD FORUMS WH3RE GUILDEIS COMPAERD MA WIT CHUK NORIS IN THOS3 SILY JOKES.!1111!111!1!1!1!!1 OMG SMORISHA SI SO HARD.!1!!1!!!1!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1 OMG LOL AND HE RILLY IS
!1!!1!! LOL
LOKNG BAK 2 DAYS FROM START OF THES S2RY U WIL REALIEZ Y I LUV IRON EDG3 SO MUCH!111!! OMG SOM3TIEMS I WONDER WUT WUD HAPEN IF I DIDNT JOIN IRON 3DGE WUD I PLAY THES GM3 NOWADAYS
WUD???!!?!? OMG I ANJOY MAH TIEM PLAYNG WOW??!!???! OMG WUD SMORISHA AS CHARACTER PROGRES TAHT MUCH???!??? OMG WTF I THINK WA AL KNOW TEH ANSWER!1!!! OMG WTF IT AL CME WIT IRON 3DG3 TAHT’S Y I KEP SAYNG TAHT IRON ADGE SI MAH FIRST REAL GUILD AND IM SURA TAHT IT WIL B MAH LAST!11!!1111 LOL SMORISHA WAS BORN IN IRON 3DGE AND ON3 DAY WH3N ITS TIEM 2 AND MAH WOW S2RY AND HANG MAH SHEILD ON A WAL AND RETIER FROM NUM3ROS BATL3S IT WIL B UNDER <IRON EDGE> TAG!!!!! OMG LOL
LONG LIEV IRON EDGE BATHA IN TEH GLORY OF UR VIC2REIS
!!1!!!!11
 SINCERELEY U SMORISHA!11!1 WTF

[Smorisha]

too much crap, really, i like original that we found somehow. When u type word "computer" it is translated to "geekbox" !!11!one

[Kaos]

Whats better with the ganster translator is using it on kids fairytales

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ongoing-tales.com%2FSERIALS%2Foldtime%2FFAIRYTALES%2Fbeanstalk.html

[Smorisha]

Omfg, insane!