Lololl - Rogue - Apply for B Raid

[Kjellberg]

Lololl Apply - B team
   
Personal Information

Hai, my name is Philip, and i'm from the lovely blonde female paradise Sweden. I just got 18 years old, so please, cut me some slack with the "Buy out cigarette for me" stuff ;<, When i'm not doing some serious gaming on wow, i often hang out with my friends, it may happen that i'll go to my GF's house and have some hardcore sex though. I dun party that much since then i won't have the cash to pay my pre-paid, i already owe my br0 100 kr for the last month, ;<

Character Information
My name ingame is a bit unserious to some guys, though i'm deadly serious about this post ;'>
My gear can be found on this link :http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Dunemaul&n=Lololl
Combat is my main specc since i find that quite easy to play, and i'm making tons of damage with it, and it's funny to kill allys and win duells by pushin one "i win" button.: Killing spree
The other specc is assasination made for pvp, kinda retarded specc in a way since i've forgotten the most valuable shit, cba to respecc anyway since i don't got any good daggers.
I can't wait to get rid of my helmet though, it's confusing me to have 4 eyes.

Attunements:
I didn't play the vanilla piece, which i'm happy for since i can't go complain and be an annoying guy: "Euuuh pre-tbc is much better, let's go twink and jump around in a circle". Though i got attunements to BWL, MC, i don't got the key to kara since this is like my fourth rogue, and cba to get that key, since you can always die outside and walk inside.
I'm like yeah "attuned" for Malygos 25, since i've never found a group that wanna do that shit. What i mean with attuned is that i got the key.

Raiding
I heard you raid mainly on Monday and Tuesdays, that suites me fine, since i'm training whenever i want at the gym. The reason i'm trainin is cause they can't say i'm geeky then.. or ye, they can, but atleast i can kick their asses then =>
The thing is that i come home at 17:00 from my school, and then i'm going to the gym straight after that, so i'm home at like 19:00 from the gym.

More specific times:

Can't really tell when i'm training here, so i'll make 2 different weeks

Not training            Training/GF abuse
Mondays: 17:00 - 23/24:00      Mondays: 19:00 - 23/24:00
Tuesdays: 17:00 - 23/24:00      Tuesdays: 19:00 - 23/24:00
Wednesdays: 17:00 - 23/24:00      Wednesdays: 19:00 - 23/24:00
Thursdays: 17:00 - 23/24:00      Thursdays: 19:00 - 23/24:00
Fridays: 17:00 - Dunno         Fridays: 19:00 - Deep midnight since i'm fuckin tired of irl
Saturday: 00:00 - 23:59         Saturday: 00:00 - 23:59 / Sex (Not able)
Sundays: 00:00 - 23:59         Sundays: 00:00 - 23:59 / Sex (Not able)


Gaming (optional) and World Of Warcraft history
When i was like 6-7 years old my old man gave me a zega master console, or sum. It pwned hardass since you didn't have to put a game in it to play "Alex Kid" though that game was just bullshit. When you finally meet the bosses you play that "Stone, scissor and bag" crap, the first 2 bosses always made the same moves, but the other guys were random, so with a 7 year old brain you couldn't figure out the pattern he was doin. Anyway, that console were hardcore and i play it sometimes today too tbh, the games are almost impossible to finish since there's no logic in them.
I love to play on mah xbox 360 too. I got a chipped one so i can download everything i want EHEHHE POWER! ;>, though it was the same with my old xbox, chipped and illegal stuffz. I got stuck for a special game at my xbox, it's called "Ninja Gaiden". When i first played it i threw my hand-controll (or what it's called cba you get it.) at the floor so it broke. I got beat up by my oldest brother since we just had 2 of them, and he were gonna play with his mate. Well, after some like.. yeah month, i mastered the playing skill of the game, and that's when the game is getting funny. Though i was just able to controll one weapon, since i didn't bother to try out the other weaps with 3000 different moves.
One day i heard that Ninja gaiden 2 came out for xbox 360... So i bought one with my 2 brothers, downloaded the game and it's kinda much the same as the first one, though now you can slice the arms, legs and stuff from guys. Cleared the 2 first difficulty settings. The third one was just faceroll.. They shot with rocket launchers at me in the beginning. I died in like 2 hits and turned of the shit. I have never tried to make that difficulty since then.
Well enjoy the summary of ninja gaiden.

Let's get back to wow shall we? ;>
The first class i played was a rogue, though on the wrong server, so i got to level 15, and had to start over again, which made me pissed. I started a paladinon dunemaul, got it to like 47 or sum, then i started a new rogue which i actually exped to 70. (I started playing in tbc as you can understand)
In 70 i didn't wanna do ANY PVE at all, i just pvped. Back in the days when shadowstep were funny and OP. Loved to shadowstep up the bunkers in AV with ambush/backstab specc. Not much of history there.
When wotlk came, i started leveling a Death knight straight away. They seemed to be so much fun, though when i cleared naxx with muy guild Immortal it wasn't that fun anymore.. So i made a paladin to tank with, that sucked balls too... Oh btw, i had like tons of 70's before wotlk since i couldn't deside for one char. So i was stuck with my boring Dk and Paladin, and forced myself to exp my rogue. Though i got banned cause of botting, which was epic. And then i exped another Rogue, which i sold.. So here i am on my 3rd rogue playing like never before.
I've cleared like 7 bosses in ulduar 25, a li'll bit more at 10-man
Naxx 10/25 done.
Malygos 10 done.
Voa 10/25 done.
I haven't made the new instance yet, though i've seen the fight and read about it.
And yeah, you'll probably hear this anyway, so i'll say it. I were in RM before, which didn't turn out to be my kind of guild, since they're to fucking serious gamers.. And when they're that serious and make such easy mistakes as not checking forums and tell me that i got a warning cause i didn't write that i could attend to the raid (which i did). That made me sick so i left, and yeah, couldn't stand up to their raiding times neither, so i don't belong there i think.



Why do you want to join Iron Edge?
It's because i know from the beginning that i started on this sevrer that you guys know how to play, unfortunately i haven't talked that much to you guys, dunno the reason though.
I've heard from my Irl friend Kjellberg that you guys are funny and stuff like that, and that's more than enough for me.
AND I LIKE TO JOIN THE BEZT GUILD IN ZERVER, VERI NAJS

What can I offer to Iron Edge?
I can do some fancy dpsing since that's what my class is made for, and offer great jokes, well yeah, some times atleast. I have got the comment "pervert" many times, which i hope won't make me unable to fit in, or else i'll change ;>.
And best of all, a rogue taht knows what he's doing


Last words?
Yarr, i won't make funny colors or smileys since Kjellberg will post this for me =<

[Kjellberg]

LIES, theres colours! nice colours i put them thar! and philip is a good player that always does his best and always enchant and gem right etc.etc. INVAJT:>

[Douchebag]

Somewhat confused by the times you can attend.

Our raids start at 19:30 server time (That's when we are supposed to pull) and invites are at 19:20.

They last until 0:00 server time.

Provided you can just make these times, I'm sure Hugman/Grilly will trial you, as your gear looks fine and we badly need DPS.

[Goza]

Ninja Gaiden is so hardcore shit I have people play it for me.

[Meeckah]

What was your DK called

[delling]

Am confused, isn't this guy in the guild? Kjellberg? I recognise the name?

[Goza]

Making apps using different forum accounts is the new craze.

I blame forum registration notifications.

[Intrinsic]

The email confirmation doesnt work.

[Grilldyret]

So, you've been banned for botting once, sold your account once and gotten bored of countless classes? To cover those up, you'd have to pull off some really crazy DPS and not be as immature as your language and seemingly your attitude implicates..

[Kjellberg]

Well i'm just being honest, i could've lied if that should've turned out to be better.

[Lumelia]

I also know this guy since way back, and I know for a fact he's dedicated to what he do. He sold his DK cuz at that moment we weren't 80. (We we're a couple of friends who started out from 1 to play together) but after sometime the most quited, so he did aswell...

[Hugman]

So, sorry for taking so log to sort out your application.

   First thing, your listed raid times, confuses me. All we need to know, is if you can raid from 7:15pm - 12:00am server time, Mondays and Tuesdays, and (this is important) you can do this consistently.

Your gear is excellent. Your attitude good.

This:

So, you've been banned for botting once, sold your account once and gotten bored of countless classes?

as Grilly pointed out, is a concern for me also. I do appreciate your honesty, but we have no intention of taking on a raider who, is liable to get bored or banned or worse. So, what you need to do, is convince us that you you will be a reliable raider, and be worth us taking you on.

This also:

I were in RM before, which didn't turn out to be my kind of guild, since they're to fucking serious gamers.. And when they're that serious and make such easy mistakes as not checking forums and tell me that i got a warning cause i didn't write that i could attend to the raid (which i did). That made me sick so i left, and yeah, couldn't stand up to their raiding times neither, so i don't belong there i think.

  We are generally very jokey and have a take a light fun attitude during our raids, which makes raiding very enjoyable. However, dispute raiding only two days a week, we are not "Causal". We take raiding seriously, and don't tolerate a "casual" raid attendance, nor failure to communicate absences on the forums. This is not me pointing a finger at you, but just letting you know how it is from the start.

  So, as Kjellberg is vouching for you, let us know how you feel about this, and we will look at getting you a trial the coming week.

[Hugman]

I never heard back from this guy, Kjell, what happened with him?