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 2012: The worst movie ever.



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December 07, 2009, 11:20:59 pm
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Offline Cwave

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2012: The worst movie ever.
« on: December 07, 2009, 11:20:59 pm »
2/10.

Can't even descrive how bad this movie is, from the acting to the horrible script to the enourmous pile of inaccurate science.

Do not watch unless you wanna get robbed for 2 hours of your life.

December 07, 2009, 11:23:15 pm
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 11:23:15 pm »
/agree   shit shit shit SHIT movie, so typical, cant understand why they still rant on about these movies being so good and awesome... THEY ARE ALL SHIT  :(
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December 08, 2009, 12:11:52 am
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2009, 12:11:52 am »
I was actually really looking foreward to this movie. I was even thinking of it as one of the movies you ONLY see at theatres.

Ended up downloading it with proper quality but etchy sound. Nevertheless i had the same impression as you. There was quite a few "lol, yeah right" moments, and i wasnt very much impressed by the acting either, worst of all was the president. Sigh.

3/10

December 08, 2009, 12:19:22 am
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2009, 12:19:22 am »
Agree, it's pure shit. It's not even right. Like you can outdrive a pyroclastic cloud.

2/10 - 2 for the special effects.

December 08, 2009, 01:10:30 am
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2009, 01:10:30 am »
I'm tempted to download it simply because of how shit it sounds now...

I hate my brain.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2009, 01:51:59 am by Snowié »

December 08, 2009, 05:10:24 am
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2009, 05:10:24 am »
You may force the Aztech gods to make it happen you know !
Don't push them  ???
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December 08, 2009, 10:07:38 am
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2009, 10:07:38 am »
Planning to download the blueray rip someday to enjoy the special fx. Guess that's the best you can get out of it.

(hopes there aint 95% nonsense talking and 5% fx scenes)

December 08, 2009, 11:47:53 am
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2009, 11:47:53 am »
enjoy the special FX?!?! Sorry goza but even that part is a FAIL for this movie. I somewhat watched with the same motivation, even thou shitty storyline i can see some cool fx etc... etc... But what i see was horrible camera mappings, bad explosions. I swear I've seen 3dsmax tutorials which resulted better camera mappings...
Movie is a total failure in all aspects.
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December 08, 2009, 12:54:03 pm
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2009, 12:54:03 pm »
I really wanted to enjoy this film just for the effects bad the acting even ruined it for, it was that bad.

2/10

December 08, 2009, 02:03:10 pm
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2009, 02:03:10 pm »
Also,

Pull.up.the.modderfokking.plane........

He doesnt pull up for a small Piper airplane for 1 min total but does put a Antonov into a 40 degree stall climb without problems...

RAAAAAAAGE :P

December 08, 2009, 03:01:07 pm
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 03:01:07 pm »
It's really funny to watch how they can just drive recklessly through the streets of collapsing skyscrapers without ever being hit. They're just always inches away from being crushed, sucked into a pit or killed in some other fashion.
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December 08, 2009, 03:47:37 pm
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2009, 03:47:37 pm »
I saw this awesome movie yesterday, where the main character flew a certain airplane and then he tried to avoid a falling building and his plane stalled and he died.

Then I saw this other disastermovie where the maincharacter gets killed by a falling skyscraper in the beginning that was awesome too.

Did you expect it to be realistic? I guess none of you saw the trailer before going to see it :P

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December 08, 2009, 03:55:37 pm
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2009, 03:55:37 pm »
I think GI Joe 2009 rise of the cobra maybe tops 2012, haven't seen 2012 yet.
A friend told me it was "absolutely the best and most awesome 'worst movie' he'd seen so far this year".

and ofc. i coudn't resist it :P

It's so good they totaly redefine the laws of gravity in the most awesome way.

*spoiler alert*
By blowing up the north pole so that the ice sinks in the water and destroying a secret base located under it. How awesome is that!  :P

Same goes for Transformers2.
Openings scene: Downtown Africa and they show some hunters hunting down a Tiger, a Tiger in Africa :P

So here's a dumbass who will watch 2012 after all your great reviews just to have 2 hours of laughing and shouting at the TV for so much fail. :)

@ Grax

Ofc. you don't expect a film like that to be realistic, but i think with shit like 2012, GI Joe and Transformers they are not only testing our OMGFAIL limit, but also destroying our/my childhood memories.  :(




December 08, 2009, 04:06:37 pm
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2009, 04:06:37 pm »
I have seen transformers 2 and gi joe rotc. I found both utterly shit and a waste of my time.

But on this forum lots of people seemed to actually like transformers 2.

I do prefer movies that keep it within the real physical boundaries but still make it awesome, thats why I like science fiction since we can't say that it won't be normal to shoot lasers in the future or make machines that can defy gravity etc.

Or in the matrix(1) where everything happens within the parameters of a computer program and as such everything is possible.

But most action movies these days have no regard for physics anyway.

Anyone watched mythbusters lately?

Most movie actionscenes made in the last 20 years are not realistic anyway :P

Exploding cars? People flying through the air after being shot by a handgun?

People dodging grenades by running two meters from the explosions?

People kicking eachother hard enough for them to fly across the room and then still being able to stand up afterwards :P

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December 08, 2009, 05:23:21 pm
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Re: 2012: The worst movie ever.
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2009, 05:23:21 pm »
But from movies as Transformers, and G.I. Joe, you KNOW it's not ment to be realistic, so you don't expect it to be.

A movie as 2012, you expect it to be possible. Hoping they did some research on all the matters of a supervulcano, or stuff like that. But they just threw that away and made a whole new 'omg got to survive!' movie. Just like "The day after tommorow", with the whole new ice age and shit.

 

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